So, according to XKCD, I am the least interesting man in the world. I will not, therefore, apologize for not posting much over the last few months. I'm the one that pays for this site, dammit, not you. Where do you get off, anyway, buddy?! Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to get abusive, it happens… Continue reading Hi!
Heather Armstrong posted this entry on her blog today. Wowzers, crappy food = spectacular sex? In their world, I am a Porn Star! Seriously, there is a reasonably healthy Teriyaki Bowl restaurant about 10 minutes from my house and there is a McDonald’s about 3 minutes away. Guess where I go 9 times out of… Continue reading Every other day it’s food, food, food!
I found these on The Vancouverite and laughed my butt off! Jack vs. Chunk Everybody’s Job Sucks on Monday
I want to take a minute to remind everybody how unfair life is. Today’s lesson: Wil Wheaton is a really decent guy who cares about people and how he affects the world. Yet, he is not an "A-list" celebrity and has, in fact, taken a lot of crap from people. Check out this post. See… Continue reading If we don’t perform, in what sense do we have an act?
It’s 1:00 in the morning and I cannot sleep. I blame the government. Let’s see…what’s been keeping me up? Okay, how about this: Do you remember in Science class in Elementary school when they taught us that water going down a drain twists counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern hemisphere? No? … Continue reading Can’t Sleep…Clown Will Eat Me